I don’t traffic in Polish jokes; my mamusia raised me better than that. Still, this little ditty — which I just stumbled upon on the website of the awesomely named NYC design studio, Kiss Me I’m Polish — is too good to pass up.
A Polish guy walks into an optometrist’s office and gets ready for his eye exam.
“Okay” says the doctor “Can you read the fourth line down?”
The Polish guy replies “Read it? I know him!”